Curse

gangguard · Apr 16, 2005, 03:42 PM // 15:42

10 things I must do before I die
Please list yours.

1. Gain the love of god (well we all have)
2. Able to obtain and play GUILDWARS (and able to get all chapters or like sequel e.g GUILDWARS 2,3,4....)
3. Watch Star wars Ep3 revenge of the sith
4. Get married and have children
5. Be someone memorable in history (like the Pope)
6. Help the poor, rid the evil
7. Spread Christianity or religions that believe in god and the bible
8. Make a movie or a game, or something big
9. Live in America in Europe
10. Bomb a place...

Devil's Dictionary · Apr 16, 2005, 07:33 PM // 19:33

1. Be miles from me when I die.
2. Ban all organized religion but Buddism.
3. Witness the dissapearance of petrolium.
4. See Michael Moore die in agony.
5. Become a somewhat famous artist.
6. Live through World War III.
7. Read George Martin's complete A Song of Ice and Fire.
8. Sleep a little.
9. Become ethereal.
10. Be reborn as an Artificial Intelligence.

Jon Snow · Apr 16, 2005, 07:46 PM // 19:46

1. Join a Bible cult
2. Save enough money in Guild Wars to buy 1 vial of black ink
3. get a pet a squirrel or chipmunk named Milton
4. Live to see the final novel of The Wheel of Time (I wont read it though)
5. Outlive the voices in my head
6. Understand why anyone would buy a PT Cruiser
7. Make Tibet an independent country again.
8. Vote for a viable 3rd party in the US
9. Become an MP in Canada
10. Witness the slow death of WOW

Elonis · Apr 20, 2005, 06:26 PM // 18:26

1. survive the excitement of the release of GW
2. own a Ecplise GSX
3. create a mass genocide of goats
4. become a master of the dark magics
5. become a tyrant of a small country no one cares about
6. be the first to break the barrier of time or distance
7. live on another planet other then Earth
8. discover the truth behind why strawberries taste so good
9. find out if Gwen will be the next person to die in GW
10. die a happy man to the person i love
11. come back and haunt all of you (extra one because i wanted it)

Bad_Monkey6186 · Apr 20, 2005, 08:49 PM // 20:49

1. Try not to die from lack of food when playing Guild Wars
2. Get a Subaru Impreza WRX STi
3. Get another one
4. Get my brother a Mitsibushi Lancer EVO so I can kick his ass in my STi
5. Get 6 different houses in 6 different countries with 6 different designs
6. Get a Samsung 172x LCD monitor
7. Death at the Door's number 4

8. Become the first man to be fully cybernetic (except the brain, of course

)
9. Live long enough for space travel to start habitating other planets
10. Be a famous comedian, or just get a lot of money

Volume II · Apr 20, 2005, 09:29 PM // 21:29

1. Solo every GW mission
2.Get meself a .50 caliber machine gun to put on my lancer, so I can bow the tires out of monkey's sti
3.Thwart my brother's plans for world domination, just so I can take it over myself
4.Die on another planet.
5.Be injected with nano-machines that keep me healthy and alive long after I should have died.
6.Become God Emperor of Dune. Okay, that one probably ain't gonna happen, but...
7.live to see an independent party candidate win the presidency.
8.Death at the Door's #4, once again.
9.Capain my own ship in the Navy
10. Start a family

Weezer_Blue · Apr 21, 2005, 02:27 AM // 02:27

1) Learn how to play guitar like Jimi Hendrix
2) Lose myself
3) Find myself
4) Nothing. "I did nothing. And it was everything I thought it could be" (office space)
5) Do something bigger than myself or those around me.
6) Be remembered
7) Never have to wear "oops I crapped my pants"
8) Break my addiction from guild wars
9) Become addicted to guild wars again
10) Freeze myself to see another age

Whosa Skylore · Apr 21, 2005, 02:40 AM // 02:40

1)get to the HoH (STOP QUITING AT THE COURTYARD TEAMMATES!!)
2)win the HoH
3)beat n0 in a GB
4)kill iz in the gb against n0 for leaving us

5)pass middle school
6)find out if theres a #3$$.
7)worry bout it
8)write a will
9)create a video game
10)sell millions of the video game

DarkWasp · Apr 21, 2005, 02:49 AM // 02:49

1. Smile (I cant smile, my face dosent bend that way

...)
2. Marry someone that would have been very bad off without me
3. Flick off an official
4. I'd say I like to be one of those people who see Jesus before heaven
5. Get an AlienWare
6. Recruit 15 blondes and tell them to screw in a lightbulb

7. Get a huge house
8. Have straight hair

9. Do every quest in Pre-Searing
10. Do a miracle

Sgt Allen · Apr 21, 2005, 03:11 AM // 03:11

1. Figure out what this so called "sleep" everyone speaks of
2. Watch Jason and Micheal Myers fight
3. Acquire Guildwars upon release
4. Shake the creators of Guildwars' hands
5. Get a military issue hummer
6. Blow up the moon so i quit turning into a freaking werewolf
7. Find out where the voices in my head go on vacation.
8. Lock them in a closet there
9. Learn to play the harmonica
10. Buy a bunch of land and then declare it a country

Ren Falconhand · Apr 21, 2005, 04:48 AM // 04:48

1. buy a parrot and teach it to swear in German
2. learn to live without sleep so I cam play GW more
3. get learn to use the "Force" so I do not have to get out of my chair to get things
4. watch Michael Moore slowly get eatin by ants
5. rez him over and over so hes dies again and again

6. make people Worship me
7. Find out exactly how many licks does it to get to the center of a tootsie pop ??

8. learn to Fly
9.Make my own secret base in the center of an active volcano on my own private island
10.retire

Gogeta Krillin · Apr 21, 2005, 06:46 PM // 18:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ren Falconhand

7. Find out exactly how many licks does it to get to the center of a tootsie pop ??

lol
it takes 3211 licks to get to the center of an average tootsie pop, depending on how long ur tongue is and how much saliva u secrete

Ren Falconhand · Apr 21, 2005, 06:47 PM // 18:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gogeta Krillin

lol
it takes 3211 licks to get to the center of an average tootsie pop, depending on how long ur tongue is and how much saliva u secrete

Thanks I can die happy now

Sin · Apr 21, 2005, 07:11 PM // 19:11

Why did you have to bring up the blonde joke?....

What are 1000 blondes lined up ear to ear?...A wind tunnel! Thank you thank you!

1. Meet Candice Michelle the Go Daddy Superbowl Commercial girl and if thereafter this doesn't work out to be all of the 1-10+ things I must do before I die well...

2. Play GuildWars
3. Play more GuildWars
4. Play another set of professions in GuildWars
5. Buy the GuildWars Expansion.
6. Repeat from 2 adinfinitum.

sentor · Jun 28, 2005, 10:22 PM // 22:22

1.go to the future and kill palpatin for what he did to skywalker(plus talk to yoda to learn teh jedi technics)
2. Removed by Inde
3.go back to the future and live my life as cartman(since the begining of my life i mean)
4.have sex as cartman(y know how funny that would be)
5.find a job at pininfarina as a car designer
6have a family exactly as homer simpson s(and be homer

)
7.if i dont have any of that i would like to be doctor evil and actually rule the world with a weapon of mass destruction(so that i can have any woman i want )
8.someone stop me from acting so weird

AND NOW LETS GET TO THE REAL WORLD
1.play gw
2.play gw
3.make two gw chars have sex in game(that would be really funny)
4.play more gw
5.that keeps to eight
8.buy espansion
9.play more gw exp
10.find the secret formula for being forever alive and hot so that i can get any bitch i want

Shadowdaemon · Jun 28, 2005, 10:42 PM // 22:42

1.say the f-word on live television
2.convince lots of children that people really do smoke because its COOL
3.have a female admit to me that they are for once actually WRONG
4.lose a hand so i can get a cool hook
5.lose enough weight so i can make it that last few inches.......
6.smoke crack
7.get a job that makes more than 15k a year
8.actually finish GW
9.make a post on here that isnt flamed
10.make love to an oriental woman

ManadartheHealer · Jun 28, 2005, 10:48 PM // 22:48

10 Thing I want to do before I die

1.See the end of every form of superstition, as knowledge has become more fashionable and fear has been eradicated
2.Live
3.Have meaningless sex with random women
4.Learn that the absolute truth is there are no truths
5.Witness the downfall of the entire political system, as people realize policians are morons
6.Help people realize that human beings are the worst kind of lifeform that exists
7.Live in a Wigwam
8.Learn all the useless information there is to know
9.Fail at doing something important
10.See the entire world, and then realize that it is all crap

Stayfrosty · Jun 28, 2005, 10:49 PM // 22:49

1. Pilot a 100 foot tall mech that has cool beam weapons and gun down anyone who opposes me
2. That is all

ty3c · Jun 28, 2005, 10:50 PM // 22:50

Most Of What U Say U Will Never Find Out

Lol.

CatLady · Jun 28, 2005, 11:02 PM // 23:02

I've done everything truly important to me already. Everything else is just gravy...gravy I sometimes want quite badly, but I'd still die happy w/out it.

So with that in mind....

1) Make insane amounts of money so I could...
2) Buy 1000+ acres somewhere cheap and build a gigantic 'unwanted/retired' pet shelter that houses domestic and wild animals. No euthanasia.

That would pretty much take up all my time and energy, so there the list stops.